And you wonder why we suck at sports

Our athletes are more concerned with their six packs and schlongs it seems, judging from this Berita Harian photo (or more plausibly, just another case of bad shoots ideas from the photographer). I wonder what happens next in this vaguely homoerotic, United Colors of Benetton-ish scene:

Guy in black tights: Now, let's see what's in those shorty shorts of yours
Guy in red shorts: I bet it is this small
Guy in white shorts: Aww, you guys!