Because we are Malaysians

Several states in Malaysia had a massive blackout today and did The Star know something that we don't when they asked the deputy president of the utility company whether it was due to a "sabotage by employees"? Better not fuck with the people who know how to cut the electricity supply, man. You don't want to deal with a surge of baby births 9 months from now. I'd rather make sweet love to my vibrator instead. But I need that electricity to charge the batteries! Anyway, let's see which media can work the tsunami angle into their story first.