You mean we don't actually suck at sports??

Malaysians just can't take all the flooding and deaths anymore and decided to pop the Ritalins simultaneously and hump our football players after they managed to defeat Thailand, the defending champions in the Tiger Cup football (that's soccer to you, Americans) tournament. Yeah, I don't know it exists either. The reason I even care is that this morning I had to endure a conversation on the radio between the DJ and a guy who spoke hesitant English with British slang. Oh, the humanity. But, staying true to what makes us Malaysians, expect our players to lose in the next round.