Football player teases the nation

I am giddy with anticipation (or the crystal meth; it's hard to tell) when the football player who sent a text to his future wife on the day of their wedding to cancel it hinted that there may be more to it than meets the eye and he will reveal all when their case goes to court. Is he gay? Was he trying to do a Jenna Lewis but the future bride didn't agree? Oh, I so can't wait. To calm ourselves in the meantime, maybe Kak Pah can file another round of police reports on everyone in the entertainment industry. I know you want to, Kak Pah.