Tsunami god is still cumming

Malaysian media is still in awe of the huge 8.9 inch tsunami cock that they managed to make a reference to it in EVERY SINGLE NEWS ITEM. Just last night tv3 asked our athletes to follow the hard work and perseverance set by the body builder whatshisname who won the Mr. Universe title, "especially in the wake of the tsunami". Suck it 'til it's dry, tv3 (well, tsunami cock is different, you know).

While we are talking about genitalia (oh, you aren't?), this is the news that'll make you go ouch! Understandably, the husband didn't want her wife to report the incident to the police. I mean, who wants the world to know he doesn't have a penis, especially when the tsunami has an 8.9 inch? (See what I did there? Hey, if tv3 can do it...)

Happy [sic] new year, everyone!