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Monday, January 29, 2007

Eh?

Warta Supermarket. Queueing for the cash machine. Car keys dangling from one finger, fiddling with handphone.

Spider sense tingling. Uh-oh.

Dodgy young lady in the queue: Pukul berapa, bang?
Me: 4.30
DYLITQ: Dah 4.30?! [Stared wistfully into the distance]
DYLITQ: Kerja ke belajar?
Me: Belajar [What, you're going to be honest with an unsettlingly inquisitive stranger?]
DYLITQ: Kerja apa?
Me: Tak kerja [You have ADD, miss?]
DYLITQ: Oh.
DYLITQ: Nak kerja?

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