One table in Hell for the New Straits Times, please.

From the sensitive people at the NST:

Theo Ho Seng made a living out of predicting the future, but he did not foresee the tragedy that oil lamps placed near the front gate of his house would bring.

PS: Good to be back, y'all. I know I said a month, but good guys come late, right? (you can roll your eyes now)