Super Model

The New Straits Times posed this question to us regarding the shooting of a male model recently: Was it a robbery bid which went awry, attempted murder or a case of mistaken identity? Our answer: When "jealousy or revenge" is involved, it's always the Gay Mafia.

But we're a bit confused here. The model "pounced on the gunman", disarmed him, picked up the gun and "pistol-whipped" him "repeatedly"? Aren't models supposed to be skinny and weak (from the bullimia, silly)? Who the hell will be our ideal version of perfection now???