I want my Cheetos and Red Bull!

We rolled our eyes when Britney of Truth had to cancel her 2004 tour because of a "knee injury". We've used that trick once when no one wanted to come to our concerts too. But we didn't actually go file a claim with our insurance companies! That would be, like, a real injury y'all!! Now our barefoot-loving Brit is suing her insurance companies for rejecting her injury claim. The British companies cited Britney's failure to inform them of her previous "knee surgery" as the reason for rejecting her claim. Well, of course she forgot about that little operation. If our "knee surgery" somehow made our boobs bigger, we'd be confused too. Fussy insurance people.