Tsunami messes up rich people's lives too

With no earthquakes and tornados to speak of, Malaysians are holding on to our dear lives to whatever natural disaster that had the nation's name mentioned in the same breath; specifically that lil' tsunami incident we had a little while back. This time, The Star hates to see the rich boys cry when their million-dollar homes were wrecked by the tsunami. Psst, Star, we tried the lend-a-shoulder-to-a-hot-damsel-in-distress tactic, but it never got us laid. Good luck, dude.

Once-wealthy trader seeks aid [The Star]