Nasha Aziz gets patriotic

Apparently the Malaysian press hasn't finished blowing their journalistic load all over Maya Karin after she won the Best Actress award during the recent Asia-Pacific Film Festival with the Berita Harian still shaking its proverbial penis for the last drops of cum. Can we get over this already, people? I need to get back to my rails of coke. On a related development, Nasha Aziz couldn't find her Rizalman evening dress to wear for the award so she grabbed the nearest Malaysian flag and wrapped it around her:

Malaysian "diva" went bonkers

This is like, old news but it was shoved back into the spotlight recently with virtually all press reporting it (front page, no less...I especially love the one in the Berita Minggu with egg-swallowing-in-the-toilet Siti Nurhaliza on the cover looking decidedly devastated). A source, or more accurately a deranged fan, told the great Malaysian "diva", Sharifah Aini that a journalist dissed her performance when she sang - whenever she could remember the lyrics that is - with Siti and Misha Omar during an award show. Sharifah Aini then went batshit insane and sent texts to the journalist asking her to get naked and fight her. Ooh, kinky.

And you wonder why Malay dailies are selling poorly

I just don't understand why Malaysian journalists go out of their way to turn their article into a chapter of Chicken Soup for the Soul. Here's a few gems from Nurulhisham Abdul Latiff over there at the Berita Harian when he's writing about that cube-faced Sasha:

Namun, bagaikan darah yang mengalir dalam dirinya, seni tidak dapat dipisahkan dengan dirinya.

Sangkanya, kepulangan ini tidak akan diberikan perhatian, namun Sasha akhirnya sedar, dia masih diperlukan.

Dari situ dia tahu, dunianya adalah dunia seni.

Kini [Sasha's brother, Zain] tahu, muzik sudah begitu kuat merasuk dalam dirinya dan dia teringin menjadikan bidang itu sebagai kariernya.

Please excuse me while I go to the toilet and barf.